A convo between my younger cousin and I about playing Kingdom Hearts
- Me: Move on.
- Cousin: Why must I be the one to help you play your game?
- Me: Because you're my maid.
- Cousin: But I'm not a girl.
- Me: Ok then, you're my servant… No, you're my subject. I'm a king.
- Cousin: But you're a girl.
- Me: A girl king.